K.C. STATISTICAL PORTFOLIO

In honor of SU's two-game winning streak, Brother Benny remembers:

Please take a moment to remember a fine decorative and informative piece of 131 College Place in the Fall of 1989: The K.C. Sirowich Statistical Portfolio.

Surely the branchild of Romer and Schatzel, the same geniusses who brought us the Battering Ram, this gem was handwritten (poorly) with a Sharpie on white posterboard, on display at eye level above the television in the living room.

It tracked such K.C. stat categories as: cheap hits, pile-ons, nice tries, and sweet air. A finer special teams funnyman there never was.