DEMERITS

Two amazing archeological finds in as many days.

Brother Spooge writes: "I was going through some boxes over the weekend and I came across my pledgebook. I thought we could share some of my demerits."

1). "One demerit for not calling a fire in the hole a fire in the hole. I am seriously hurt and mortified" - Adam

2). "Don't say Fuck You to a brother- One demerit" - Pumpkin Head

3). "One demerit for leaving a brother hanging- next time I wait outside a bar for you, you better get your fat ass out there. No brother of mine would do that to me- I am really hurt." - Tulio

4). "One dermit for not caring about anything, including pledging"- Rug head

5). "One dermit for telling me I am not going to get laid"- Elrod

6). " Don' mock an old tradition- one demerit"- Sap

7). " 2 demerits for not being a good friend. Turning your back on your friend, while your talking to two girls without introducing him. If you can't hook a friend from home, what kind of brother are you going to make"- Gutterboy

8). "2 demerits for not giving your book to a brother when asked. I like you, but I don't think you are going to make it- Gutterboy

9). " I am not trying to be a dick but Fuck You. Don't mock the brotherhood you piece of shit pledge. You aint going to make it" - Gutterboy

10). " One dermit for being seen by a Pauly P spy not having your pledge pin visible"- Love Pauly P

11). " One dermerit for fucking lying to a brother" - Emu

12). " One dermerit for taking my hat, laverliering a fat pig with it, and laughing about it" - Benny

13) "It is 2:13 am. No one really gives a fuck what is on TV. So don't turn off Headbangers Ball because there is nothing else on anyway. Remember...." - Pumpkin Head