Tuesday, February 13, 2007

CROW BABIES

There's a lot going on in the Crow baby world. If it's one thing AXPers can do, it's reproduce.

My wife and I are expecting our first child in August. Brother Jerky is expecting his second son any day now. Brother Aero just had his first son. Below is his announcement:

Hugo was born at 815a on January 17 at St Luke's hospital in San Francisco. He's 8 lbs and 19 inches, is healthy, handsome, peeing, and pooping. What could make a couple of new parents more proud? How about this: The midwife said he had the thickest umbilical cord she'd ever seen and an "amazing" placenta. Ha!

PS--It's in bad taste to make fun of Crow children or wives on the Crow Blog.

SUPER BOWL WRAP UP




It's been a while since the big game but I've been busy. So here's how my final two days at Super Bowl went.

Saturday night I go to the coveted NFL Sponsorship party. It was in downtown Miami at an outdoor amphitheater. Pretty cool. Good bars, weak food. Three bands played -- New Edition, REO Speedwagon and Blondie.

NE and REO were actually damn good. They are good examples of old bands than can still jam. Blondie, which headlined (if you can call it that), was by far the weakest. She could not hit the high notes, they played mello tunes and she looked like a 50-year old woman who could have been at the super market. The Tide is Low Blondie.

Next day, it's raining. First time all week. We head to the NFL Tailgate party which is good despite the rain because it's mostly covered. Chris Isaak and Stevie Nicks play. Now it makes sense why I saw Isaak at the Media Center. Isaak is better. Nicks wasn't as bad as Blondie but it's along the same lines.

Regardless, no one really watches bands play at Tailgate anyway. You take endless laps around the huge bash hoping to crash into people you know and like. On the celebrity front, Justin Timberlake was there simply among the partyers. I was surprised that there was no security around him.

More importantly, we also saw S.I. swimsuit model Marissa Miller. My wife spotted her of all things. She was wearing jeans and a grey hoodie that was pulled up over her head. She still looked hot. Pretty girl. It's too bad the outfit didn't show off the bod that pays for her meals. Click on the link for the full effect.





That's about it from the Super Bowl. Bennie and I tried to meet up but it didn't happen. The rain killed our best chance which was to meet during the game. My wife and I had seats in the second row of the upper deck at the 35-yard line. Normally, good seats. But not when it rains for three hours straight. Probably the wettest I've been since Diligence Night (Are you prepared to be branded?!?).


Saturday, February 03, 2007

ALSO


I just re-read Spooch's demerit book and almost lost my lunch. It's worthy of another read. It's in the September link. Goodness gracious that stuff is unreal.

SATURDAY UPDATE

Saw Fran's boy K-Fed yesterday. Total tool and not worthy of 1% of the coverage the guy receives.

The ESPN party was not in a ballroom, a building or restaurant. It took up an entire neighborhood. It was huge. There were X-gamers doing stunt tricks and NASCAR cars and Madden Playstation3 games on high-def screens (I defeated the Commissioner's son Ben Baker).

However, it was short on celebs and the gossip that this blog warrants. Only saw some ESPN broadcasters and Derrick Blooks playing a kid in Madden.

Prior to that party, I went with my wife to an NFL sponsorship cocktail party. This was a small (300 people) classy affair at a marina. What's so funny though is that the NFL paid some current and former players to be there -- Dickerson, Marcus Allen, Romo, Brady Quinn, Hasselback. It probably cost the NFL between $10-20K for each of those guys and they're just sitting around talking to each other. Must be nice.

I am hopeful to connect with the Balls of Benwa today as he arrives in Miami for the game.

More important than all of this, this morning I saw the first ESPN promo for the AFL today. It was brief but signals a new era for the League.

PS--Saw Chris Isaack the other day in the media center too. Forgot to mention that.

Friday, February 02, 2007

FRIDAY UPDATE

Seen at today's Media Center: Lots of boxers, Oscar dela Hoya (sp?), Floyd Mayweather, Vitali Klitchko (sp?); also saw Joe Montana and Brady Quinn hug; and Broadway Joe (sober).

Could be some good behind-the-scenes skank action at tonight's ESPN The Mag party. Will let you all know.

EMAILS FROM JACK...

Gutterboy has come out of hybernation and sent a few emails recently:

TO FRAN: outstanding, The yes network here in ny shows episodes (of the White Shadow) at odd hours. Just caught the one where thorpe gets v.d. from coolidge's girlfriend. Reminds me of the time when you thought I was spending too much time in the kitchen with helen, and you cheated on me with pumpkinhead. oh, those are the prescious moments, they don't come back.

TO SQUIG: I just had my terry cloth suit altered and let out a little in the crotch, so I should have no problem finding comfortable clothing for the event.

Thursday, February 01, 2007

SQUIG AT SUPER BOWL

An abbreviated account of my time in Miami so far (2/1):

Arrived on Sunday for the AFL Board Meetings on Monday and Tuesday.

Monday: Introduce Joe Horrigan of the Pro Football Hall of Fame to the AFL owners at the Board meeting. Joe is the man who announces the Hall of Fame inductees, which he will do on Saturday. The AFL is getting its first-ever display in the Hall on February 19. I'm coordinating.

Monday night: Russell Athletic, the new uniform supplier of the AFL, puts on a fashion show for the AFL owners, staff and ESPN execs and announcers. They hire two professional female models, two Dolphins cheerleaders and four Orlando Predators dancers. It was arguably the greatest night in AFL history. A great show.

After the runway was finished, Commissioner Baker introduced the new ESPN broadcasters to the crowd (Mike Golic, Mike Greenberg, Trey Wingo, Mark Schlereth, Merril Hoge and Ron Jaworski). For those who don't know, Greenberg and Golic have a very successful morning radio show on ESPN Radio called Mike and Mike. They play off the fact that Golic is a blue collar athlete and that Greenberg is a white collar clutz. True to form, Greenberg trips trying to climb onto the stage and is caught by the Commissioner. Mike and Mike proceed to discuss this for minutes on their show the next day. Greenburg says that Commissioner Baker has a huge head, which he does (he's 6-9, 400 pounds).

Tuesday - Work with John Elway, Jaws and Jon Bon Jovi to try to ensure their attendance for AFL publicity efforts in NYC prior to the kickoff of the AFL's season on March 1.

Tuesday night - Go to the Clevelander for a much needed night of relaxation. Come to the conclusion that people in Miami just don't wear a lot of clothes. Some Bears D-Lineman party's with the women of our group.

Wednesday - Go to the Media Center for the first time and see many of my old NFL cohorts. Bring Commissioner Baker to radio row where he does seven interviews over two hours. Personalities of note at the Media Center (in addition to traditional media): The winner and first runner-up of the 2006 Hooters International Contest; models offering free massages outside the Center.

Thursday - Go back to the Media Center for more Commissioner interviews. But before we start, watch two press conferences, 1) Bill Joel Anthem; 2) Prince Halftime. Bill Joel was one of the weirdest ever. Strange questions, wise-ass answers. 400 people left uncomfortable. He also talked about what a terrible song the National Anthem is.

The Prince press conference was different. True to his strange personality, he had announced weeks before that he wasn't going to speak at his press conference. Instead, he'd let his music speak for him. So he was going to play three songs. I'm skeptical about this because I think it's going to fall flat. He's finally announced and his band comes out in the typical Prince garb, suits, shades and instruments. Two identical hot chicks are part of the group. I'm thinking that this is getting cooler and might actually work. He steps to the microphone and says something like, "I've decided to take some questions," so some guy yells out a question and he says, "Well I think..." and obnoxiously strums his electric guitar and the rest of the band explodes into Johnny B Good. It was very cool. The ultimate rock moment. He answers the question rudely with an awesomely loud sound. He played two more songs. It was great. It was fun to watch a group of people who are really good at something doing what they love. Probably helped that it was a small venue.

Personalities of note: Jarret, the Subway guy; Hooters chicks again; the Burger King 'King'. It's like 9-feet tall.

Thursday night - Watch SB34 replay on NFL Network. Does anyone remember that Boomer Esiason was the MNF announcer for a whole year and for the Super Bowl? I didn't.

Friday...Plan for tomorrow is to attend Commissioner Goodell's press conference and to attend the ESPN The Magazine 'Next' party. I'll keep you updated.