GET TO KNOW...JERKY

Name: Joe Carillo

Light Side or Dark Side: Dark

Pledge Name: Jerky

Additional Nicknames: Jerkball

Name of wife: Marianne

Wedding date: 6/5/99

Name and birthdays of kids: Joey - 4/17/02

Name of Mistress: Too many to count

Occupation and Name of Company: Associate/Goldman Sachs

Current home: Chatham, NJ

Year pledged: Fall 1991

Name of Pledge Master: Tom Spelda/John Ferry

Name of Big Brother: Fran O'boy

Name of Little Brother(s): na

Name as many Pledge Brothers as possible: Spalding, Chimp, Wubba, Lurch, Schlomo, Fajita, Stain

Why did you choose Crow?: Was friends with Donny, Horseshack, Spiget freshman year

House Positions Held: Rush Chairman; Alumni chairman

Most Horrifying Crow Experience: When Lamont had his friends up from home when I was a pledge; when my room got destroyed at the Crow house as Crows looked for the alumni football tix during game day while I was gambling at Turning Stone; When KC almost burned the house down throwing couches into the fire

Most Hillarious Crow Experience: Hazing Fajita until he disappeared for two weeks; Up all night Wooba dance parties; Cutting down a X-Mas tree on campus as a pledge

Recent Movies seen: Cars - this is what happens when you have kids

Recent Movies rented/VOD: Crash

Current shows on DVR/TiVo: The Office/Entourage/Curb your Enthusiasm/Jets Nation

Most popular songs on iPod: U2

What would you do if you were the richest man on Earth: Build an alumni crow house for all us idiots to party in