ANGRY BEAR -- VERSION ONE

Picture this (as told to Squig from Corky):

It's Friday night around 9:30 p.m. at the Crow House. The house is silent because everyone is out at the bars except for Corky and Stain, who get into a serious game of nurf basketball on the second floor landing.

If you recall, Corky had a strong wire rim and a pizza hut plastic ball to play with. So he and Stain go at it for a good half hour. Body checks, dunks, yelling, sweat, the whole deal.

At some point, the ball rolls in front of Lamont's door (second floor, front of the building). Slowly the door opens and a hairy paw reaches down and grabs the ball.

Corky and Stain are stunned because they didn't think anyone was home. They then watch Lamont grab a knife from his room and try to stab the ball furiously. Lamont's arm is recreating Psycho attempting to puncture the ball with the knife.

Corky reasons with him, Lamont stops and gives them back the ball. He then resumes his pass-out.

Awesome story. I had never heard it.